View Article  It's Tool Time...
"Does everybody know what time it is?"
It's Tool Time but sadly I have no "Tool Time girl" to assist me with my duties....

Ok, so there's a mega 'Headset switchfest' due to take place here at Goat Central, here's the moves, try and keep up

EWR - Switch Chris King Devolution for Chris King Classic (now I have the correct forks..)
M100 'Dale - Remove 1 1/4" Chris King NoLogo (bike being sold)
Funk Pro Comp - Switch non period-correct Chris King Classic for Chris King NoLogo
M700 'Dale - Remove remains of WTB Greaseguard headset (bike being sold).

I like to use the correct tools instead of Caveman Techniques when I can so the following weapons will be deployed...Star Nut Tool, Headset removal tool, Headset Press.


Last nights job was the EWR, the current Accutrax have been sold to another collector and I need to convert back to 1 1/8" headset so I can use my new Accutrax


"More power!"



Brakes off



Magura mounts off



Bars and stem off



Just the pesky crown race to remove



No more riding my EWR for a while

View Article  Incoming....
I know I am not supposed to buying, I am supposed to be selling but............sometimes things come along that you just HAVE to have and some of these are just that, the rest are 'just in case' purchases (well, a man can't have too many items of M650 DX laying around can he?......).

First things first, we have a NOS M650 DX Rear Mech in the most handy Long Cage version...just a 'spare' you know....





Secondly we have a used M650 DX Rear Mech, again in Long Cage flavour and great for spare parts or fitting to a beater.





Thirdly and getting cooler by the minute we have a set of Syncros Revolution cranks in Compact Drive......about bloody time too as I have spent embarrassingly large amounts of time trying to track one of these badboys down for my EWR and this will be among the final pieces of the jigsaw required to complete that project. They are missing a few items which is a bummer cos I'll have to rob them from some of other sets of Revolutions but maybe I can live with that......just





Ok, now these ARE special. Firstly they are Answer Accutrax in 1 1/8" flavour, something I have been hunting for since this time last year and only found these in California back in November. It took a while to piece the deal together but they have now arrived in the UK and I can set to work getting them ready for my EWR.

Maybe the cooler part of this story is these are technically NOS and.....wait for it.....hand made by Chris Herting only last year
.

The story goes that he found a bunch of Accu Trax legs laying around in some dusty storage facility and word got out, he figured there might not be much demand but rumour has it the demand was HUGE and he set about making them up in 'custom' variations. This set have passed thru a couple of collectors hands before arriving at Goat Central but believe me, you can still smell the 'new metal' smell and they are spotless.

Naturally I will be sending these to my trusty painter soon to get them matched to my yellow EWR before getting them decalled up and fitted on the bike.....these are so cool and I am so pleased I finally got a pair





View Article  The tide has turned...
There's been way too much 'Goods Inwards' over the last 2 years and My Cup Runneth Over as they said in the Hebrew Bible so, three months later than planned the first items have left the Goat Shed

This week this lovely Syncros Cattleprod quill stem left my 'stores' where it has sat untouched since I bought it back in 2007....'just in case' (). The neat thing is this....the guy I bought it from three years ago was looking for one last week on RetroBike so I sold it back to him .

There's a big bunch of top drawer parts soon to be leaving the Goat Shed in the next few weeks, including bike frames, 2010 is the year of the cull







View Article  Frank, it's a Revolution...
Todays post is just for my 'virtual Buddy' Frank who lives in Canada and is a lover of vintage Canadian bike components, as is yours truly!!

I owe him some information and am famously slow at performing tasks like this so I figured, surprise Frank and also do a little piece on these, my most favourite of vintage MTB cranks. The Revolution Crank first showed it's face in the 1991 Pro-Series Component Group (as far as I can remember) and it stayed around for several years with Syncros eventually making Road and Compact Drive versions. Material wise the early Revs were made from tubular Columbus Nivacrom and weighed 400g, which at the time was pretty damn light. Later on they were constructed from Tru Temper OX4 and tipped the scales at 410g.

The cranks were cold forged at 125 ton pressure which was supposed to make the metal even harder and stronger.

Syncros Cranks are either loved or hated, after all they are rather bland and boring looking when compared to something bright and garish like Kooka trash or Grafton etc, but they do the business and are very strong. They don't look good on every bike but are a good match for any early Rocky Mountain, Brodie, Offroad Toad etc and they also look kind a neat on my EWR

For some unknown reason the value of these has gone sky high in the last year or so and its not uncommon for these to change hands on eBay for insane money, in fact a NOS set sold in Germany with the elusive Crank 'o' Matic crank bolts for nearly £400 just after Christmas 2009.

I am lucky to have three pairs of these, well in fact when I started typing this post I only had two pairs but I've just received news on closing a deal for a third pair so I now have two pairs in Standard Drive (110bcd) and one pair in Compact Drive (94bcd)

So, Frank....to get back to you, here are some pix for you, take note of the inner chainring bolt pix. The bolt is 14mm long by the way, let me know via RetroBike if you need any more info








View Article  RetroBike Thetford Meet - 13th February
22 RetroBike riders braved the weather for the first official RetroBike Anglian Area meet on Saturday, lots of cool retro machinery on display and getting used properly. I had a great time but my fitness is off (again ) so the day ended with tired legs for me, the EWR rode like a dream and no technical issues and the SDG Ti Comp Kevlar was very comfortable. (In fact it looks so similar in profile to the Flite that I really must take some precise measurements to compare them).

Here are some pix from Saturday, all taken with my new Panasonic Lumix TZ6, there is many more pictures from me and other riders over at RetroBike in THIS THREAD

Nice Grello



Is it a Transformer? Is it a scaffolding experiment?....no its a Cockroach!



Orange Elite



Day Glo alert



Call Me The Breeze



Pork Pie



'Ange'



Name those parts



Yeah right....


View Article  Honey, will you pass the lube?
Call me old fashioned or maybe even call me wrong  but I've been using GT85 to lube my bike chains since the early 90's, somebody back then must have told me it was a good idea...

Anyway it seems things have moved on in the lube world quite a lot since then so its time to get with the times.

One of my riding buddies (Chris) talks highly of
Rock 'n' Roll lubes, specifically Extreme Chain Lube which is some strange, gloopy blue stuff so I thought I'd give it a go so the Rohloff SLT-99 has had a nice bath in the stuff and tomorrow i'm off to some really shitty (mudwise...) forest down in Suffolk that has some nasty gritty sandy soil that really gets into the chain and mechs so this will be a good test!

Man sized, Extreme lubrication



So, once the chain had a birthday I gave the whole bike a check over and paid some attention to something that many people leave untouched....the saddle clamp.

If you think about it this is an important piece of kit, you have your ass sat on it for long periods of time but it gets blasted with crap off the trail and probably doesn't get cleaned real well. So I stripped mine down, coated all the threads and brass inserts with Anti-Seize Compound, put a big bunch more on the rail clamps and put it all back together again....nice smooth bolts and no more creaking Ti rails



Cleaned and greased Syncros clamp





As the Flite Ti was taken off the bike to clean up the saddle clamp I figured I'd swap in the SDG Kevlar Ti Comp that I got from the USA, I've been curious about these (as mentioned in a previous post on here). To be honest the profile doesn't look much different from a Flite but its gonna stay on for two big forest rides tomorrow so I'll report back later...

Nice rails





So the bike is more or less ready for tomorrow, just gotta get some air in the tyres.....watch this space for a ride report over the next few days



View Article  Shot down in the night...
Back on topic with a bike related blog post after all this Home Cinema stuff getting in the way, been trying to amass a bunch of stuff to sell recently but had to score these couple of items when they were dangled under my nose.

SDG Comp Ti Kevlar - I've always been a Ti Flite man but my curiosity has been aroused by my 'virtual EWR buddy' Utahdog's obsesession with these things so I thought I'd try one out. It arrived last week fresh from Florida but so far I've not had time to mount the thing and try it out, maybe this will get done for this coming weekends RetroBike forest ride.

Pic gratuitously stolen from Utahdog



Another thing I've had on my Hitlist for ages is an original 1st Generation Answer Alumilite DH bar and I had all but given up looking when one cropped up in Germany, complete with the all important 'golden shims'. I had it mind this would look neat on my EWR but in hindsight it might not look so cool as its bare aluminium and everything else on the bike is currently black. These bars have the most amazing wall thickness and weigh an absolute ton


View Article  Recycled 'Dale - End of an era...
Buddha said 'Everything changes, nothing remains without change' and how right he was!

My Cannondale M1000 has been sat in the shed fixed to a Turbo Trainer for about 12 months now, I'll never ride it on the trails again as it was too small and it's bristling with expensive/desirable parts which is pointless on a Turbo Trainer so it's time for it to go

This year I'm 'thinning the herd' and concentrating on stuff that I will actually ride and enjoy and all the other 'junk' that's laying around is going to follow the same path eventually. I've got my eye's on 'something else' (), that WILL get used and theoretically will be bags more fun (watch this space....)

My M1000 in its former glory




Mid way thru the strip



That 2p trick employed again to stop scratching the Pro Series bars


View Article  Abandon hope all ye who enter here
First proper Sunday ride since Xmas so I thought I'd make it a good one, headed out of town and across to Geddington to ride Clay Dick, then over to Fermyn Woods, then Aldwincle, Lyveden Way, Bear Gate Track and home.
Clay Dick is an old Byway that links Geddington to Brigstock and possibly the site of a Victorian Brickworks (hence the clay reference...). Anyway usually the top end is virtually unpassable, with the trees hanging so low over the trail that in some places you cannot even push a bike through......except this time the Byway had been 'repaired'.

By 'repair' I mean they have bulldozed the whole thing flat, about 40 feet wide, ripping out all the trees, bushes, rabbit and foxholes and turning it into a mile of sticky wet clay that will take months to settle
. So I rode as much as I could until my EWR stopped working and my feet started to look like Swamp Thing and then I carried my bike for 3/4 a mile .

I fought my way to Brigstock and crossed thru Fermyn Woods which was another, barely rideable shitfest before aborting the ride near Sudborough



Wildlife count for the ride was still good, four or five Red Kites (all eluded my camera sadly), 5 fairly big deer in Fermyn Woods and six Llama's.....yeah It's true, although they could have been Alpaca, Clovius Hoofus isn't my area of expertise

Nice beginnings




Mud stops Play...




Magura 'Mud Magnets'...wheel locked




'Repaired' trail - The Long Walk




Mud Magnets Part 2




FUBAR EWR




Kapitan Billy Goat says "TARFU, Mission Aborted!!!"

View Article  World SPD Stamping Championships 2010
For a year or so now my riding buddies have been extolling the virtues of SPD's and trying to sell the idea to me, you see, I still live in the world of the Toeclip so I can't see the sense. I never fall off my bike, never have much trouble 'getting in' to my toeclips and to be honest, in recent months I've gone back to flat pedals with no clips at all.

Yesterday was what turned out to be a large RetroBike meet at Thetford Forest, the largest lowland Pine Forest in Great Britain, down in deepest Suffolk with 22 riders attending. Also present in large quantities was snow and ice.....LOTS of it, which, much to my amusement, seems to be THE Achilles Heel of SPD pedals

The tranquil, picture postcard 'snowscape' scenery was shattered by the sound of dozens of MTB riders furiously stamping on their frozen/useless SPD's, wobbling and dabbing the ground...hence the title of this blog post

Joking aside a great day was had by all during the two sub-zero rides we did yesterday......some pictures:

Chin Wag



Art Haus



Wobble Fun



Watching the 'Bomber Kidz'



Snow Road



All Along The Watchtower



Iced Mech



Xntrick Machinery



Alien Sunset


More pictures and words can be found HERE
View Article  Thetford Forest Ride - Primordial Shitfest
Main Entry: penis en·vy
Pronunciation: -"en-vE
Function: noun
: the supposed coveting of the penis by a young human female which is held inpsychoanalytic theory to lead to feelings of inferiority and defensive or compensatory behavior.

Merriam-Webster's Medical Dictionary, © 2002 Merriam-Webster, Inc.

...a little twist on this:

Main Entry: 29er en·vy
Pronunciation: -"en-vE
Function: noun
: the supposed coveting of a 29" bicycle by a man which leads to feelings of inferiority and defensive or compensatory behavior by owning a 26" bicycle when the fact dawns on him he has just been 'outgunned' by superior technology.....so, NEVER try and keep up with someone on a 29er, especially when you are on an early 90's fully rigid 26" MTB

It was like a Roadrunner cartoon....Jango was off into the distance, casually pedalling while still seated, as if he was on a genteel Sunday amble. I was Wile.E. Coyote (Pure Genius) pedalling crazily like a schoolkid on a BMX, bouncing off tree roots, slipping all over the trail, vibrations from the trail jarring my body, repeatedly looking down at my gears as if there was something wrong or about to fall off.....there wasn't, I was just riding 'Old Tech' and the 29er, as horribly modern and soul-less as it is, this was was the superior machine on the day.....it was like trying to follow a Cruise Missile in downtown Bagdad (remember the Speederbike chases in Star Wars?)


Thetford was cold and wet but the sun was out and the clouds had gone, only two of us turned out for the smallest Mini-Meet in history. Thetford Forest's trails had turned into Primordial Ooze.....it was a Shitfest of the highest order, gloopy brackish slimey puddles, slippery trails and a cold wind but it was great riding. We did most of the Dusk Till Dawn route, plus some of the Black Route and The Beast in the morning (12 miles) then back to Brandon for Macaroni Cheese and unedible Bread Pudding before hitting the trails again after lunch, our bottom brackets feeling like someone had packed them full of sand and refitted them and our rear mechs complaining bitterly about all the gritty shit they were being force fed

The afternoon was a shorter 7 mile route on the Visitor Center side with some great flowing Singletrack.

A brilliant days riding, cold wet legs and some very dirty bikes!!

Daddy Tractor and Baby Tractor



Sunny Fire road



Dangerous times?...Health & Safety paranoia



Oh well.......not NOS anymore



Halfway point



A cold, wet and HUNGRY Billy Goat



Shitfest got my EWR



Shitfest got my EWR - Part 2



Shitfest got my EWR - Part 3

View Article  Vintage Saracen Catalogue Mother Lode
On Monday I spent the day at Saracen HQ as a guest of Simon Wild, the designer of the relaunched Saracen bike range. Saracen has been brought back from the dead by Madison Cycles and they have launched an entire range of bikes in the last two months.

Of interest to any Retro MTB fans might well be the 2010 Kili Flyer that I
reported on a while back on this blog . This bike is going to be fillet brazed in the UK and available in small numbers next year.



The purpose of my visit to Saracen was to scan in all of their catalogue archives from the original Saracen company, these will prove to be valuable documents to anyone with an interest in this iconic British MTB company, or anyone restoring an old Saracen MTB.
I was given an office for the day and took in my own equipment but despite scanning non-stop from 9:30am until late in the afternoon I only managed to get from 1987 to 1998 (somewhere in the region of 350 Hi-Res scans ).

Simon was kind enough to let me take the archives home with me so I can complete this mammoth task over the Christmas break. The intention is to tidy up and crop all of the scans and create a high quality PDF for each year. Once this is done they will be hosted on both my site,
Saracen.co.uk and also in the RetroBike Archive

Some teasers



View Article  1 x 7 Beater Project - Pt 4
Some minor updates on the Beater Project.....got most of the parts now for the brakes, had to go buy some items as I seem to have given away too many Magura parts recently and left myself short . Gear cable outers have now been cut to size and fitted in the cable stops and I've found a rough-ish Mavic 231CD/Shimano DX wheelset laying around that will do just fine for this build.
I'm still searching for the crown bolts I put in a 'safe place' when I traded some Pace crowns earlier in the year....if the damn things don't show up I'll have to source some replacements from someplace. A friend of mine has some tatty old bars that sound just right for this bike, hopefully I'll get my hands on those soon then I can cable up the one Thumbie, fix up the Magura's and get them bled. I'm kinda concerned about them stem as it does look to short but we'll have to see how it rides...

Bike shaped at last



Wot no crown bolts.....



Mavic 231CD's....Mmmmmmm

View Article  1 x 7 Beater Project - Pt 3
Not any riding currently going on at GoatSurfer Central, still suffering from dental trauma (with more on the way this coming week )

Some minor updates on my 'not to be taken too seriously' Beater project.

The trashed Kona Racelight saddle has been 'sympathetically' repaired
and I've found a stem in the parts bin that will do for now. I reckon I have some old Mavic 231 CD's that will do for wheels and I'm sifting round for some suitable bars.

DUCT tape repair one...



DUCT rape repair two...



Et Voila



Old Spesh stem

View Article  EWR Project - Phase Nine (Part 2) - Dang Stems...
My dentist put pay to my Sunday ride (an un-blogworthy story) but just think Texas Chainsaw Massacre and you'll get close to the Codeine popping pain I'm currently in...

So, where were we?....oh yeah, continuation of Thursday's Steam Tweak.....Ok, anyone that has fitted a Syncros stem and not wanted to damage/scratch their bars will be well aware of what we call in the UK 'The 2p Trick' (some of you might well know this as the Dime Trick or Euro Trick ). It's the one where you unthread the alloy bolts from the bar clamp, feed them in from the underside against a coin and force open the bars wide enough so that they don't scratch your beloved NOS-ness as you slide on your new stem. Well, I'm using riser bars on the EWR so we have all those bends to negotiate so we're into a whole bunch of fun with these!!!

You see, the 2p Trick spreads the clamp using the maximum of the bolt thread, plus the thickness of the coin......and the stem is aluminium, which don't like being bent....EVER!!

The '2p Trick'



So, we start with the 2p Trick and voila, the Cattlehead stem glides round the first bend gracefully

Round the first bend




I start to feel confident and everything on earth was at peace......UNTIL, we get to the centre bulge on the bars
.

This is where you need to grow a set of balls as big as that Bull I posted up on here a while back and go for the 'Open Wide And Say My Name' 8p Trick.

The 8p trick is FOUR 2p coins and my NOS Syncros stem stretched wide open to heart stopping, this baby's gonna crack, proportions

If I open any wider I'm gonna split asunder



Someone was on my side, I got round the second bend and quickly cranked the stem back up tight. Not had a chance to ride the bike yet and I'm into that whole messy, sloping top cap rubbish you get with Syncros stems (say goodbye to another lovely King Top Cap...)


Third stem on my EWR, third time lucky?

View Article  EWR Project - Phase Nine, another week another stem...
We're still deep in Dial Time on my Woods Bike so here we are with yet another stem, the third one now

This one aesthetically is perfect for the build as its a NOS Syncros Cattlehead in 10° rise flavour so it's the right amount of rise and will match the cranks and seatpost, however, for me its all about how it rides so if it doesn't do the job then it's off the bike. I only collected it last night so sadly it won't be installed for tonight's weekly Night Ride but I'll try and get in on for the weekend.

I was trying to avoid Syncros on this build, not cos I hate it but cos I've got Syncros on every other bike I own and I wanted to shake off the stigma, oh well I'll just have to make sure the next build is Syncros Free


Mmmmmm NOS Syncros



Mmmmmm...more NOS Syncros

View Article  EWR Project - Phase Eight....tweaks & eBay scoreage
No Sunday ride today, just some minor tweaks on my Woods Bike. I've been having problems with shifts to the granny ring, the Front Mech has been throwing the chain.....turns out to be a schoolboy error, I had the granny ring on the wrong way round

If you look at the picture below you can see the profile of the ring is raised on one side and I had it fitted the other way, closing the gap between the middle ring just enough for the chain to 'miss' the ring when down shifted from middle, I switched this round and tweaked the stop adjustment and its near perfect.

SGX Granny ring showing profile



Previously fitted.....wrong !!



Got a good result on eBay recently, a pair of NOS M-650 DX hubs, complete with Quick Release skewers for £15 . A fellow RetroBiker in the USA assisted with getting these to me as the US seller wouldn't ship out of America. These are gonna get laced to the Campag Mirox in place of the black LX hubs I have on there now.

Mmmmmm.....NOS hubs

View Article  1 x 7 Beater Project - Pt 2
Found the original rear mech that came with this bike back in 1991, this badboy has covered at least 10,000 miles and is still going strong




Then I found some spare cranks I had laying around and also an old 36t HyperGlide ring



And last but not least a saddle in......erm.....rather a distressed state

View Article  1 x 7 Beater Project - Pt 1
This is a little 'side project' and one that shouldn't be taken too seriously ok?
There are bigger and (maybe) better things destined for this frameset but for now it is going to be a kind of 'Parts bin, junk, beater' build where I'm using up all sorts of crap, some of it tatty old junk, some of it new parts to create a fun 1 x 7 build suitable for my local bike park.

Background:
This is a 19" Saracen Traverse Competition Hydrotech and I bought this bike new in 1991 from the Chesterfield Cycle Center (J.E James of Sheffield, England) for £600 and it was my first proper MTB. I couldn't afford the exotic Funk in the showroom at Shockwave in Nottingham so this had to do........it was full DX and originally had Wolber rims, Magura HydroStops, Saracen's own bizarre oversized handlebars and a 150mm stem . Very quickly I dumped the stem and bars for a Syncros Cattleprod and some Answer Hyperlights and it stayed like this for six years while I rode it every day, putting 200 miles a week on it all year round. In 1997 after thousands of miles on this bike I bought myself a new Pace RC200 F6, gave this to a friend and promptly forgot about it. Fast forward 12 years and I get a call from this guy saying he had found an old white bike frame I'd given him and did I want it, wow....I got my baby back

As mentioned earlier I do have some radical plans for this frame in the shape of a Singlespeed project but this 1 x 7 thing is more of a bit of fun and as a 'proof of concept' so its most definitely function over form.....it WILL look ugly and have an odd mix of parts on it

The bare frame (Tange MTB, weighs LOTS!!)



Posh headset for a piece of old crap...



My Crown Race Setting 'tool'...



Some old forks I had laying around



Taking shape...

View Article  RetroBike - Grove Explosion
A German Grove collector burst onto the RetroBike consciousness this week with a jaw dropping series of posts documenting his huge and impressive collection of all things Grove. There are stunning examples of fully built Aggressors, Hardcores, X's, Titans in all manner of paint schemes and as if that wasn't enough he also has a 1989 Tamarac and a Progear 

The BIG Grove Innovations thread: http://www.retrobike.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=75246

1989 Tamarac: http://www.retrobike.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=75720

Progear : http://www.retrobike.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=75795


One 'teaser' pic.....